Lover's Hide and Seek

While the Art of Love-Taking is a very serious endeavor indeed, it is helpful to introduce sport and folly into the relationship so that your partner, or Love Object, can experience the lighter side of your personality.

Lover's Hide and Seek is the perfect way to inject a hearty dose of fun into any relationship or love prospect. Please follow the instructions below, according to your situation and level of love taking.

Instructions for Lover's in Play

Before your Lover returns home from a long day of work, take off all your clothes, save for one large, strategically placed Catalpan Tree leaf. Hide yourself in a kitchen cupboard, bedroom closet or bathroom shower. Leave a note, written in cursive manuscript, on the entry door-table that reads "Lover, come and get me..." and wait for the sport to begin! Since the ultimate aim of this game is for your Lover to discover you in a sexy state of suspense, we recommend that you drop rose petals on the floor that lead directly to your hiding spot. After all, it is not the journey that is important, but the treasure waiting at the end of the rainbow.

Instructions for Lovers in Wait

The instructions below are for unattached Lovers looking to approach the Love Object in a playful and unexpected manner.

Lovers on the prowl should go to a bar or an outdoor park to seek the warm embrace of a potential Love Maker. When the Object is spotted, the Playful Lover can sneak up behind the Love Maker and place their hands in front of the Beloved's eyes. When the future Objet d'Affection says "Who's this?" in surprise, the Lover should firmly grab the Desired by the shoulders, turn them 'round and say in a sweet, silken voice of seduction, "It's me Lover. I was lost and now I'm found"