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Lovers Loaf

This exquisite Veggie Lentil Loaf is easy peasy to make, and it will have your Lover asking for more, more, more.

• 1 1/8 cups free-trade organic green lentils
• 2 1/4 cups of Trinity water
• 6 slices of handmade whole wheat bread, torn into small pieces
• 2 free range organic eggs
• 1 cup vegetable broth
• 2 tablespoons tomato paste
• 1/2 teaspoon dried basil
• 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
• 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
• 1 teaspoon dried parsley
• 1 tablespoon olive oil
• 1 sprinkle of love
  
• 1 packet dry vegetable soup mix
• 1/3 cup dried bread crumbs

What to Wear

A staple for 'her' closet is this bright and beautiful Southwestern-accented skirt.
Full, flowy, and feminine; it's sure to catch 'his' attention.

Music for Sensual Lovers

John Baldry's 'It Ain't Easy' is a must-have addition to any Love Takers music collection.

Molly’s Rhyme

A’ight yo, I’ll nev'r call you a Ho,
You look like a Goddess, you must do Pilates.
Lookin' at me like you got me read? Why don't cha jump in my Hybrid.
You like dem wheels? Let's make some spiritual deals.
But first let’s make it legit, I needs me a hit
Of the finest kush, ‘fore you Touche-Maybush.
I think your dope, and for us I gots hope.
Don’t look at me like I’m crazy, I just think you’re amazing
You’re a straight up fox, I wanna hit your box.

'What's that Lover? I can't hear you.'

Lover's tiffs can result in an exchange of hateful words, thoughts, and emotions. Since our primary relationship is to our inner Lover, we cannot allow the negativity from the outside to penetrate us on the inside. Setting our own boundaries as love takers means creating an invisible love barrior that keeps us from suffering the wounds of words armed for slaughter. Because hate words have been known to permeate through love barriors, further sound protection is necessary. To block hate words from our ears we must plug them and repeat, 'What's that Lover? I can't hear you, heyneeaah, iyaah, I can't hear you'. This must be repeated until no more words spill from your Lover's mouth.
Remember, sometimes the most effective way of getting along with our lovers is by not listening, looking, or paying attention to them.

That's a (W) rap

Sup, I gots summin’ say,
If you wanna start the takin’
You gotta stop the fakin’.
Drop the uncommunicative crap,
It’s a fear-based trap.
Get on an emotional high,
And let your feelings fly,
On the wings of a dove,
Over a rainbow of love.

Expert's Corner

"Take the Lover" is the creative love-child of leading experts, teachers, therapists, listeners, healers, dancers and communicators that have collaborated to develop a fool-proof process for emotional discovery.

Chettie Cunselman is one of our founding mothers. Chettie has been working in Orgonic Therapy Healing since 1972 and is a locally recognized Partial Life Specialist and Authentic Wardrobe Style Expressionist. She is also an Initiated Step-Daughter of the Yemaya-Shemaya Sect of San Bernarndino, a Shadow / Soul Integration Expert, a poet, a Tantric Acrobat and an expert in Conscious Flirting. Chettie is also the author of the instructional self-help pamphlet, "The Dark Side of the Light: Re-claiming Your Shadow-Soul".

Bethsheba Fitz-Harris received her PhD in Kinesthesiology at the Ramona Centre for Holistic Healing in 1971. As a world-renowed Psycho-somatic cross-motivational Healer, her diagnostic prognostications have been able to stop wars, and heal lovers on 3 continents and two island nations. Her multi-dimensional practice incorporates sound, light, body work and Japa meditative practices.

Lawrence Loinz is a Reiki Teacher and Master Compassionate Communicator with over 27 years of experience in Jewish Soul Therapy. In 1998, Lawrence established the Sacred Soul Love Clinic at the Naomi Healing Center in Redwood City, where he maintained a private practice and utilized various healing modalities, including Aromatherapy, Bi-Polarity Therapy, and Shamanism. Lawrence has also received certification as a “Morah Sista Soulja L'Hitbodedut” (Teacher of Jewish Soul Dance / Meditation) and has completed the “Healing through Jewish Rhythm & Blues” program at Chochmat HaLev, an independent center in Berkeley.

Crystal and Mike Titner are world experts in Tantric Tap Vibratory Therapy. They’ve co-written the bestselling book, ‘Rainbows into Ecstasy’, in which they detail how to uncoil the inner kundalini through love tap methodologies. In late 2006, they will be releasing their first chants album called, “Me Pussa Hungra Fur Ya Dika Luva’. They also hold one of the nation’s most loving retreats at their compound Pussissimee in Boca Raton, Florida. They ask all their devotees to come with an open mind and an open relationship.

Molly Touche-Maybush is a native Californian, and has over 20 years of experience as a teacher, spiritual advisor and sexual energetics specialist. She also has a Master in Disassociative Dance Techniques and a lifetime Mendicino County Teaching Credential. Molly studied Dream Analysis and Interpretation with a PhD in Anti-Transpersonal Therapy, and actively accesses her own dreams, dances and vibes for guidance. She is the past founder of the Naomi Healing Center and has produced her own meditation CDs and tapes. Molly's gift of sight, hearing, and sensory attunement are guided by the Universe and Angels. Through her own life experiences, meditation, and deep personal work, Molly has been led to help all that come to her, and even those that do not.

Lovers Wishes

Wishes are an important part of the love-taking process. Sometimes as busy, goal-achieving adults, we become preoccupied with the hustle-bustle of everyday life, and we forget the power of the unknown. We forget how to wish. Shooting stars are there to help us, therefore we have developed a mantra that all Lovers should repeat under the pale moon light.

Sit in front of a mirror, hands placed gingerly before, eyes staring intently into the shimmering reflection of hope in front of you.

Lover's Mantra

I wish I may, I wish I might
I wish upon a star tonight

I wish I may, I wish might
I wish to Take the Lover tonight

I wish I may, I wish I might
C'mon Lover, I won't put up no fights

I wish I may, I wish I might
I see you there, Lover, my ray of light

Lover's Hide and Seek

While the Art of Love-Taking is a very serious endeavor indeed, it is helpful to introduce sport and folly into the relationship so that your partner, or Love Object, can experience the lighter side of your personality.

Lover's Hide and Seek is the perfect way to inject a hearty dose of fun into any relationship or love prospect. Please follow the instructions below, according to your situation and level of love taking.

Instructions for Lover's in Play

Before your Lover returns home from a long day of work, take off all your clothes, save for one large, strategically placed Catalpan Tree leaf. Hide yourself in a kitchen cupboard, bedroom closet or bathroom shower. Leave a note, written in cursive manuscript, on the entry door-table that reads "Lover, come and get me..." and wait for the sport to begin! Since the ultimate aim of this game is for your Lover to discover you in a sexy state of suspense, we recommend that you drop rose petals on the floor that lead directly to your hiding spot. After all, it is not the journey that is important, but the treasure waiting at the end of the rainbow.

Instructions for Lovers in Wait

The instructions below are for unattached Lovers looking to approach the Love Object in a playful and unexpected manner.

Lovers on the prowl should go to a bar or an outdoor park to seek the warm embrace of a potential Love Maker. When the Object is spotted, the Playful Lover can sneak up behind the Love Maker and place their hands in front of the Beloved's eyes. When the future Objet d'Affection says "Who's this?" in surprise, the Lover should firmly grab the Desired by the shoulders, turn them 'round and say in a sweet, silken voice of seduction, "It's me Lover. I was lost and now I'm found"

Lover's Verse, Part One

When Love Takers find themselves in poetic flights of fancy, it is highly recommended to share these artistic ruminations with the intended Love Object. Please find below a sample verse, classic in nature, that will provide reliable building blocks for any Lover's peom. The verse below is best shared in the midnight hours, before a roaring fire, spoken with one red red rose clenched tightly between the teeth. Look deeply into your Lover's eyes to find the unrestrained reservoir of his or her mind. You will find there, reflected in the shimmering pools of your Lover’s soul, a vague and labyrinthine extension of yourself, your destiny and your past.

Verse Template 1 - Ovid's Elegy

"Cupid lowered his quiver and drew forth therefrom arrows to pierce my heart. Then, bending his curving bow with a will upon his knee, he said, "Poet, here is matter for thy song." Ah, hapless me, Love's arrow did but all too surely find its mark. On fire am I, and Love, and none but Love now rules my heart that ne'er was slave till now. Now let six feet my book begin, and let it end in five. Farewell fierce War, farewell thy measure too. Only with the myrtle of the salt sea's marge shalt thou bind thy fair head, my Muse, who needs must tune thy numbers to eleven feet."

Fake does not a Lover make

Does a firm persuasion that a thing is so make it so? Sometimes the question marks in our heads cloud our ability to understand our love warriors. Are they skillfully hiding behind their armor or is their love howl during the love making union real? Here lies another question mark and further confusion...How about substituting the question mark with an exclamation mark and say, 'Let loose, and release the love juice!!'.

Taking a step back, and then taking a step forward

Sometimes the net results of our actions keep us from truly deep-diving into the ocean of emotions that we so desperately seek. The approach to taking a Lover often requires taking a plunge into unfamiliar waters. You may get a chill at first, but remember, no soak, no poke.

A Lover's dance, a Lover's trance

Dancing is a delicious way of celebrating the self and the act of love making. The skillful dancer let’s go of resistance and allows vibratory frequencies to emanate from their bodies, blending with those of their chosen lover.

In accomplishing this step, we first look at the concept of letting go. Resistance is a fear-based trap that comes from a place of judgement and self-doubt. Surmounting this negative mind-space is key to surrendering to the free association moves that are required in attracting a lover. Once you let go, you will see your body transform on the dance floor. Whether you fly around as hawks do over the Grand Canyon, or prance around like a Saharan Gazelle in the Serengeti, you will be engaging in what is called the ‘unconditional dance’. At this stage, you can feel confident that all those that are staring and pointing have fallen in a trance over your unconditional dance.

Dress for Success when Taking the Lover

When preparing for a night of Love Taking, one should wear something to the following effect: one's favorite huckapoo shirt, faded denim Glory jeans that fit snug, suede buffalo sandals and a precious Coral bracelet, for a subtle effect. Coulottes work well for Lovers with shapely thighs and calves, but only during the summer months. If your Lover is planning on a night of intense disco dancing, one-piece uni-tards are suggested. For Lover's living in Santa Fe, Albuquerque or Reno, crystal brooches and satin parachute pants are an absolute must.

Preparing a Lover's meal before sealing the deal

Throughout the ages, food has been the precursor to love making. The Dobe Ju/'Hoansi of the Botswanan bush treat their lovers to generous meals of delicately spiced meats and fragrant passionfruit nectars before taking their lovers. The peoples of Missouri wash down chili cheese dogs with Rockstars before 'gettin' laid in the pick-up'*. These patterns of success have inspired us to formulate a full-proof evening of love taking.

Lover's plan:

1. Buy a large vegan lentil mock meatloaf, and put it in the oven on maximum temperature

2. Leave loaf in oven until it burns through, and smoke fills the room (this will give you the opportunity to 'appear' from nebular fog)

3. Take off all clothes

4. Leave door slightly ajar, with a note saying, 'Come in, Lover'

Once your Lover arrives, you'll greet s/he with some disassociate chants, and lead s/he to the love nook. You'll want to skip the burnt lentil meal because let's face it, no one likes a gassy lover.

*Use of local language of the peoples

Choices to Make When Choosing to Take: A Lover's Q&A

Q: If The Lover turns away from one's emotional affirmations, should one give up the love quest?

A: Emotions fuel our very existence, much like the wild Appaloosas did for the brave pioneers of the wild west. They should be nurtured like delicate Gerberas growing in a beautiful garden love nook.

Q: Should one choose to Take On more than one Lover at a time?

A: Love is never selfish.

Q: Should one think of "Other Lovers" on a day when choosing to "Take the Lover"?

A: There's always Choices to Make and Lovers to Take.

Arousing your soul name is part of the game

Over the ages and across the world, people are born with names that they don’t choose. Is this a fair predicament? For those Love Warriors that have started their journeys in choosing to take, we recommend taking on a new name; i.e., a soul name. Choosing a soul name that articulates a personality trait or your primitive animal nature is advisable. In choosing my name, Coyote Sands, my Lover and I first thought about something I often do. Not unlike a coyote that runs around chasing its tail, I sometimes walk around in circles chasing my backside with no history of success. As for a primitive characteristic, I’ve been known to howl during the taking. It’s just my nature, that’s all it is. So today, sit down with a nice tall glass of purifying apple cider vinegar infused with Cheyenne pepper and garlic salt, and start your soul (name) searching.

Take the Inner Lover First: Releasing Sacred Love Winds

Before we can physically and spiritually take the external Lover, we must first reach inside and firmly grasp hold of our inner Love-Spirits, or the Love Winds within. Releasing the Love Winds that inhabit every chamber of our bodies allows our dominant Love Spirits to occupy each nook and cranny of our sexual selves. Sacred Love Spirits are like the ancient trade winds that swept across the desert tundra of Mesopotamia, sparking creation and igniting life wherever their magical tendrils did touch. Our Desert Fathers spoke of breezes that fly as fast as hearts doth cry, and we heed their timeless message of soul tranquility with heads bowed down and hearts turned up, dear love pilgrims.

This process is not as easy as it might sound, and there is a clinically tested, tried and true methodology for achieving this soul sanctifying and libido optimizing objective. Dr. Wilma Mochrie writes in her instructional guide, “The Definitive Guide to Becoming a Love Soldier: Release Your Love Winds through Anaerobic Techniques”, and I quote from page 437 of her guide:

“The term ‘anaerobic’ means without air or without oxygen. Additionally, anaerobic exercise helps us to increase our inner strength and release energy in quick and concentrated bursts. I have personally found that anaerobic techniques are quite effective when releasing Love Winds. The process is as follows: While performing a successive repetition of arm curls using 3 pound dumbbells, and slightly bending my knees, I hold my breath for extended periods of time and focus all of my energy on one thought: expelling the Love Wind within my body. Love Wind is sacred and quite powerful, and sometimes my very soul does shudder with the resounding vibration of inner love-quakes. I once produced a sonic boom during a group wind release session in Guatemala in the summer of ‘78. I practice my Love Wind exercises every day and will often experience long periods of disorientation and occasional blackouts. Sometimes, I am even asked to leave the premises when engulfed in a particularly intense bout of Love Wind release. I interpret all of this as signs of progress; sacred indications that Love Winds are enveloping my very soul, allowing my inner Love Maker to fly high above in clouds of beautiful tranquility.”

A Lover's Bed Time Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray my soul my Love to seek
and if I should take before I wake,
I pray my Lover my body ne'er-do forsake.

Let's start taking so that we can begin our beautiful Love Making

"Take the Lover" is an invaluable information resource for any sensualist looking to release the Love Warrior within. Through the delicate art of Sacred Love Making, all persons with an open heart, strong hands and a hard head can approach, seduce and Take the Lover in several easy steps.