Dress for Success when Taking the Lover

When preparing for a night of Love Taking, one should wear something to the following effect: one's favorite huckapoo shirt, faded denim Glory jeans that fit snug, suede buffalo sandals and a precious Coral bracelet, for a subtle effect. Coulottes work well for Lovers with shapely thighs and calves, but only during the summer months. If your Lover is planning on a night of intense disco dancing, one-piece uni-tards are suggested. For Lover's living in Santa Fe, Albuquerque or Reno, crystal brooches and satin parachute pants are an absolute must.